I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
the day after is always just damage control
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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