and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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