hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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