I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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