Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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