Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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