so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
