This is the prime rib incident all over again
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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