seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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