Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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