i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
last night I used snow as a chaser
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
