Me too!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
