All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
sex in a hospital.. check
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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