when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He? As in you personified your dick?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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