Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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