Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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