Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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