You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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