he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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