You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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