he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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