Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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