if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
