Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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