I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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