i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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