Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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