I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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