i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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