Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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