honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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