barbara walters just said penis...
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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