i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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