Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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