wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
