Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
this will be a night to untag.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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