Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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