Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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