i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
