Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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