Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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