Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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