I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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