You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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