i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Everything about him screamed your future.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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