Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Randomize