Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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