The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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