Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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