i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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