dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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