She said her name was "party"
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I understand Curling. That high.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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