we have pet lesbian snakes
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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