Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I supernannyed him into submission
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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