even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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